The “…ologist” Years

(mild adult)

We see a pathologist,

For medical diagnosis,

And then the specialist,

For his prognosis…

We see the cardiologist,

To check our heart,

We see the gastroenterologist,

So we don’t fart…

We see the dermatologist,

To check our skin,

We see the endocrinologist,

Maybe to stay thin…

We see the proctologist,

He will check our ass,

He says strip and bend over,

This exam cannot be surpassed…

We see the urologist,

To check our pee pee,

But it can be more than this,

Maybe for an STD or ED?

We see an ophthalmologist,

To check how well we can see,

To check if we need new glasses,

And how bad our eyes are to what degree…

We see a radiologist,

To take MRI’s or X-rays,

He spends time with us,

To check if our body is in disarray…

There are more ologists,

I am so very sure,

But we’ve already seen enough,

At our age, we’ve had the medical tour…

As we age, our bodies’ change, and not for the better, for the worse…

Bobemakk@optonline.net ©2009